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1. Anything You Want



One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.


"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."


So he tied her up, then went out to the pub.



2. Winner!



A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Hony, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"


Her husband said, "Omigod! What should I pack -- beach stuff or mountain stuff?"


"Doesn't matter," said his wife. "Just get out."

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